Share your story. I had forgotten how big he actually was. March 18, By Author Editor 76, December 4, By Author Group sex 64, December 4, By Author Short fling ,
Sex can be weird as hell, kids.
In this day and age, it seems like chivalry is dead. When there are questions on Reddit like, "What's the stupidest way you got laid? Still, despite some of the ridiculous answers shared in this thread, there are also a of stories that reveal how small acts of kindness or consideration can go a long way. Sometimes, a romantic rendezvous can start with something as simple as answering the call of a neighbor in need.
Hey, if it worked for them, who's to say it can't work for you? And if you need some help really impressing that girl, here are some tips that work.
Take the clothes off our back, please.
I was also completely s—tfaced as is tradition. On the way home I meet a homeless guy in a bus shelter.
It was celcius outside and he was shivering violently. Seemingly without a moments hesitation i take off my pinguinesque jacket and drape it over the homeless man and present him with my last 5 euro bill so he can get to the shelter or do drugs whatever. A girl comes out of nowhere saying she saw what I did and looks at me with big adoring eyes as were it I be a saint.
She walks home with me, turns out she's french and we don't understand each other at all, but we didn't do much talking the the rest of the night anyway. A few days later I saw a homeless man in a penguin jacket. I have a picture somewhere.
I didn't even have a TV but it didn't matter. It's how my wife and I have had our year-long one-night-stand. A girl was walking towards me, I pretended to bump into a tree, fell, she came to help.
She quickly understood it was all fake, but found it cute. We hooked up and went to my place afterwards. Reverse naked man-ed With the Men's Health Big Book of Sexyou get insider secrets from experts on everything you need to know for mind-blowing sex. Was outside a club on my phone and locked it.
Forget the very first time you had sex, here are 21 stories of the first time 21 people had their “best” time.
Girl next to me saw my home screen of me with said kitten on my head. Asked about him and got talking.
The night was winding up, so I said I was gonna head home. She goes in to grab her jacket and comes running back out asking to come back to my place and see my kitten. Things went as expected. Felines ended up being a bit of a theme for the rest of the night actually.
Subscribe to our newsletter
Had the little guy maybe 4 days at that point. What a bro. He got a new bed the next day and more treats that he knew what to do with.
United States. Type keyword s to search.
Today's Top Stories. Getty Images.
Now this guy is a true gentleman.
Now this guy is a true gentleman. This content is created and maintained by a third party, and imported onto this to help users provide their addresses. You may be able to find more information about this and similar content at piano. Advertisement - Continue Reading Below. More From Sex.