Klonoa Heroes Relay Essay was a series of behind the scenes stories from staff who worked on the game that ran from November 6, to January 8, This spell does not actually manipulate the bra to the disappointment of perverts who add this to their spell listbut makes the target convinced that it is slightly in the wrong position, hopefully distracting them for a brief moment. Izheimian soldier: My dagger, you see Is coated in poison. IS: The smallest cut can be fatal.
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We have halloween and christmas pictures on the NeoPics link. Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! Now I have decided to go for a world record. I will try to make the longest web ever, made completely out of text! Won't that be fun?
I will just type, and type, and never, ever use copy and paste. I really must be bored. Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. Any way, that's it for now.
Wait, no it isn't, I still have to keep going, and going, and going. Because I do. Hi, I'm back. So far this is nowhere near the world record. I think.
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I don't exactly know where it is I'll just have to do the very best that I can. No one is really coming here, anyway. So it doesn't matter. By the way, TAB is a worthwhile, community-service organization. I can't believe I'm bothering to do this.
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I have very low expectations of my site. None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. This is just a pointless excursive in spelling errors and grammatical imprecision. May your day be shiney!
The following is an extremely weird poem-thingy that I wrote when I was in a relatively weird mood: never mind that noise my dear can anyone pass the cheese only if you say pretty please oh, boy do I have to sneeze. See, very weird. At least it fills up my word quota for the day.
Not that I exactly have a word quota for the day. It just sounded very professional to say it. Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here.
You'd have to be an absolute loser or really bored to come here. I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise.
But, whatever. As long as I'm happy, right. Humor the crazy person, okay? Oh, guess what? According to someone you problem don't know, this is the second most pointless website ever! Next to the Really Big Button, of course. I feel special.
Come on everyone, group hug. Okay, now I'm starting to scare myself I'm gonna quit for today.
Now I'm back. Is this getting confusing to you? Too bad. Come on all you non-existing people! Help me! You know you want to! It's a worthy cause!
Honestly, the more time I waste playing the game, the less time I'll work on this site and the less stuff you gotta read. Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. Maybe you're lost. Okay, if you want to get out, click the little refresh button, okay? You say it didn't let you out? Oh, well. You must be caught in a time warp.
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Keep pressing it. Maybe you'll break free. What's that. The little counter at the bottom keeps going up? Never mind. That's just how many times you have to click before you can leave. Hey, I'm once again: back. I don't suppose you fell for that little thing about the refresh button. After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands.
Well, you can't possibly have more time than I do. I mean, after all, I made this site. You're only browsing it. And most people don't even come here. Not even my friends All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave.
Maybe they're here right now! Who am I kidding. This won't get a single hit, unless I bribe people Okay, fill out the TAB form, so I have proof that you bothered to come here and Please allow weeks for delivery. I'm bored. I'm gonna go hug a moose. I love-d you moose! Hey, I'm back again!
Now I want all you loyal fans I took a whole bunch of personality quizzes and posted them there. I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. And I only took the quiz once, too. Spooky how accurate they are I'm going.