When you want to get in the mood, maybe you listen to your favorite sexy song or pop on your favorite porn video. But what if we told you there was a way of getting turned on using… poetry?
Take her from behind Not like a dog, but a god That needs a pounding. I want your body Like right now, not tomorrow Massively horny.
Getting wet, I see Your pussy—my tongue, my dick Ready for seconds? Testicles need love So give him a ball massage Then call him your slave. Undress already I like you better naked Jiggling your boobies. Touch me all over Then plunge it deep inside me Like that!
More dirty words, please Say them, whisper them, listen Let yourself go, and…. Every single night I dream of you, masturbate Solo sex routine. Vagina, penis Connected, literally Now make me coffee.
You are folding clothes You look calm. Then, in a flash: You are getting fucked. When you fuck me right The world gets brighter, better Cum again some time.
You may unsubscribe at any time. Each of the racy haikus below is deed to make you horny in exactly 17 syllables following the traditional format. These are not your typical, Kindergarten poems.
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