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Every single man on this planet has at least one awkward erection story. Whether they are the by product of raging hormones in your teen years, doing Kegels because you wanted harder erections or because you stopped watching porn and have a stockpile of sexual energy constantly. We all know the ultimate awkward erection stories involve family members while the second place goes to ones involving crushes, third to public erections.

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I got a boner during my wedding ceremony. My wife was showing some serious cleavage, as were the bridesmaids.

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Took almost the entire ceremony to go down. Thankfully, with the angle I was standing and my tux, it was mostly hidden. I was on a trip one time which made me be in a car for 30 hours straight. I fell asleep, with my mom driving I was in the passenger seat. When i woke up it was about 7 am, and as any other male, I had morning wood, which my mom happened to glance at.

I covered it with a pillow, but it was rather awkward for a while. Oh boy.

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Imagine, if you will, that when an attractive guy talked to you, your boobs doubled in size. This is a sad day.

Oh fuck, not now! Fuck me, why the fuck is this happening now!?!? You cross your arms, hoping to shield the fact that your boobs are steadily increasing, getting too big for your bra and dress, except you just know that people can notice it.

I mean, you are doing the most obvious movements possible that every girl does when her boobs double in size, the arms crossed, the leaning forward in your chair, the narrowing of the shoulders. You may unsubscribe at any time.

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