Sure, Christmas is a time of joy for children of all ages, but that doesn't mean that grown-ups can't have the cinematic equivalent of a spiked egg nog. After you've packed the little ones off to bed, enjoy these movies, from the hilarious to the horrifying, that are aimed at adult audiences. A decade before making the classic "A Christmas Story," director Bob Clark invented the holiday slasher with this still-chilling cult fave about sorority sisters fending off an obscene phone caller. A new remake slays in theaters in December Bank teller Elliott Gould and robber Christopher Plummer play a deadly game of cat-and-mouse; this twisty thriller was an early success for the late Curtis Hanson, who scripted. John Waters' favorite Christmas movie involves a man obsessed with Santa Brandon Maggart who takes his naughty list to homicidal extremes.
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Get the latest updates in news, food, music and culture, and receive special offers direct to your inbox. Support Us Phoenix's independent source of local news and culture. The holidays are here, which means you're going to be spending way more time with your family than you were hoping for. It also means there'll be G-rated Christmas movies on TV for the next month or two, and — save for the handful of good ones Elfdefinitely Elf — you're going to be sick of them all in no time.
4 sexy holiday movies to watch by the fire
But not every holiday movie is made for. They're sometimes hard to come by, but there are some R-rated Christmas flicks out there. Here's the best in nudity from them for when you're not too busy watching Die Hard which is absolutely a Christmas movieby the way. Bad Santa Let's get the most obvious choice out of the way.
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If you're even remotely familiar with Bad Santayou know there's going to be some inappropriate bumping uglies in it, the best of which comes during a little changing-room anal sex. Who says romance is dead? The duo didn't disappoint, as they brought plenty of early-3D breasts, butts, semen, and penises into full view for their holiday flick. As always, NPH steals the show though. Support the independent voice of Phoenix and help keep the future of New Times free.
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